gnarly:

everyone needs a cat being a plumber on their blog

gnarly:

everyone needs a cat being a plumber on their blog

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

drunktrophywife:

tinychatter:

tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

image

Kyle this is the worst

virginsacrificer:

its hard to be attractive when youre not

lovingvaldaya:

Robin Williams’ passing is a reminder that those who make us laugh the most are usually fighting the biggest demons.

shess-not-breathing-hello:

never have i related to anything more

shess-not-breathing-hello:

never have i related to anything more

bennybooboobatch:

yzma:

why do americans get so shocked that there is a schooling system different to theirs

Because we get so excited over the idea that education could actually be better and fun and not make us fall into debt

Thought this was chrese

Thought this was chrese

gnarly:

ppl who choose regular milk over chocolate milk at school lunch are not to be trusted

itsliketheyknowus:

"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel!  Well, that’s embarrassing…"

itsliketheyknowus:

"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel!  Well, that’s embarrassing…"

itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

tangarang:

falcnpunch:

hello darkness my old friend

he waiting

this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

tangarang:

falcnpunch:

hello darkness my old friend

he waiting

this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital