kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

Anonymous asked: What state do you live in?

taur:

constant anxiety

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

shitshilarious:

When you are about to fall asleep and you do the thing

shitshilarious:

When you are about to fall asleep and you do the thing

teenscoolest:

we live in the era of smart phones and stupid people

painfullysane:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

atomicairspace:

copperbooms:

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river


sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?



if only the titanic did that

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?

image

if only the titanic did that

sadistcunt:

i’m not attractive naturally i’m just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day

rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired